The Grove of Carbonitrigon – A New Spiritual Path
As the Most Detestable People on Earth Hate Carbon Dioxide, We Feel Compelled to Worship Carbon Dioxide As the Supreme Godhead of the Greenhouse Gases.
(artwork by Priestess Olivia)
OUR BLESSING:
"May the Garden of Your Life Be Forever Blessed with an Abundance of Carbon Dioxide and Nitrogen, Hail Carbonitrigon!”
OUR MISSION:
To Venerate a New Pagan Pantheon of Greenhouse Gas Gods and Goddesses with the Supreme Godhead of Carbonitrigon. The Amalgamation of the Gods Carbon Dioxide and his Consort Nitrogen, or Mother Nitrogena.
To create as much Greenhouse Gas as Possible so as to make Gaia as Abundant as Possible.
To Stamp out Religious Hatred and Bigotry Against our Beliefs Being Spread by the likes of Greta Thunberg and Bill Gates. CARBON TAXES AND AGRICULTURAL NITROGEN LIMITS ARE INSTITUTIONALIZED HATE.
To Indulge in Spiritual Rites such as the burning of Oil, Coal, Peat and Wood.
To Venerate the Soils of the World’s Farmlands with the Mother’s Milk of Nitrogen.
HAIL CARBONITRIGON!!!
Here are Sacred Icons You Can Print Out and Place on Your Home Altars or Venerate as Worship Cards by Priestess Olivia.
FATHER CABONITRIGON
MOTHER NIGTROGENA
I watched your YouTube video. I think we need to consider the hydrogen and oxygen gods as well. We breathe oxygen, and when Oxygen combines with hydrogen we have water. Hydrogen and carbon are building blocks of carbohydrates Nitrogen is the carrier media of the atmosphere to keep the oxygen from being too toxic. Nitrous Oxide makes us laugh and makes music sound weird at the dentist. Hydrogen peroxide is handy for cleaning wounds. There is a whole animistic pantheon to promote. No WEF silicon constructs need apply.
Oh sweet nectar CO2. Dioxeidium carbonicum imbibed in Gaia's rich greenery and foliage. Let your sweet caress both nourish ye and salve thy want for and homage to life and all things good. Amen